KABOOM!!!!  When the small town of Beanville is blown to Smithereens, the poor Bean children were far afield gathering cowpies with their tenderfoot teacher, Chuck Stake.  The newly orphaned "Beans" are invited by Cornelia Meal and her lovely niece, Sweet Onion, to nearby Cornbread Flats to stay at their hotel and chili parlor.  Meanwhile, local banker and all around bad guy, Con Carne, and his hench people, Sal Sa and Hal Apenio, are trying to con their way to Corny's secret chili ingredient in order to win a lucrtative canned good contract.  Hilarity ensues as Chuck Stake (in disguise) and western high-tech Sheriff Honey put their sleuthing skills together in order to discover what Con Carne is up to.  Punning their way to a surprise conclusion, these flavorful characters, with a little help from a witty narrator cook up a mighty storm of laughter!  

And by the way, where exactly is Smithereens??

Dinner will be served during Cornbread Flats.  True to it's inspiration, dinner will be Chili and Cornbread, with Brownies for dessert.  Apple Cider, Water and Coffee will be available to drink.  Diner is included in the ticket price.