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Sara's Nose

A new comedy by Robert Ross Parker

Sara, is like the coolest kid at DeBergerac High.  She's a poet and a writer, a straight A student without even cracking a book, and the star forward of the dodgeball team  She also has the biggest darn nose you've ever seen.  It's hard to not just stare at that thing! But goodness help anyone who does.  She's just a wee bit insecure about it, and not the kind of person who ever backs down from a fight. Sara also has a deep, longstanding and totally secret crush on her friend Roxy.  Roxy is the artsy, bookish founder of the school's No Phone Club. But when that new kid, Chris, transfers to join the dodgball team, bringing his hot hunky hotness with him...the result is dating deception! Amorous skullduggery! And romantic shenanigans all the way to prom.

Sara's Nose is a mash up of Rostand's classic" Cyrano de Bergerac" with raunchy teen comedies like "Ten Things I Hate About You" and "Easy A".  If it were to have a rating, it would be PG-13.