🎄 HO HO HOMICIDE — OPENING NIGHT!
Live at Watson’s Mystery Café
⚠️ This show is absolutely, unapologetically Rated R.

It’s the most murderous time of the year, baby!

This is a special Improv version where YOU write the story 

The North Pole is falling apart faster than Santa’s cholesterol levels. Blitzen’s drunk… again. Rudolph peaked as a child star and won’t let anyone forget his one-hit-wonder glow-up. And the elves? Let’s just say they’re working way more than toy assembly lines this season — sugar isn't the only thing they’re snorting.

Santa’s stressed, Mrs. Claus is suspiciously calm, the reindeer are seconds away from forming a union, and the Christmas cheer has officially turned feral. With tensions rising like a spiked eggnog hangover, someone’s about to sleigh for real.

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Join us for the Holly Jolly Christmas Party from hell — a night of festive chaos, unhinged characters, scandalous secrets, and enough holiday dysfunction to make your family look normal. One poor soul ends up iced, and it’s up to YOU to crack the cold case before another body drops.

✨ Murder. Mayhem. Mistletoe.
Laugh yourself stupid while solving a slayride of a mystery!

Doors at 6 PM | Show at 7 PM
🎟️ Grab your tickets now before they vanish up the chimney!

FYI, seat availability changes based on party size and seat availability. You might not always be seated with your party if you didn't purchase tickets at the same table, but we will try our best to seat you together. Groups of 6 or more — please call ahead so we can make arrangements. Walk-ins may be split up based on availability. Though we require a two-item minimum purchase, you'll not have trouble meeting this with our delicious food menu and our wide choice of craft cocktails, and there are lots of non-alcoholic drinks available. For the menu, go to https://watsonsmysterycafe.com/menu