Krystal Martel – The Queen of Motherhood Mayhem & Adulting Woes 👑😆

Hailing from Mechanicsburg, PA, Krystal is a double graduate of Orlando’s Funny Bone Comedy School, proving she’s got both the talent and the student loan debt to show for it. 💸😂

Her comedy tackles the joys (read: chaos) of motherhood, the struggle of adulting, and that voice in all of our heads saying, “I really don’t want to do this.” Whether it's meal prepping, exercising, or answering her phone—she's got zero interest. 😆

You might’ve seen her slaying the stage at Bonkerz, Gregory’s, or Porky’s, making audiences laugh while secretly Googling “How do I get this for a cheaper price?” 💰

When she’s not on stage, Krystal can be found pretending to enjoy watching her son play baseball ⚾ (He’s amazing, I swear… but also, are we done yet?)

Scott Orbany – The Navy Veteran & Bad Life Decision Enthusiast 🎖️😂

Born in Cleveland, Ohio—aka the punchline of America—Scott was destined for comedy. As the youngest of three kids and the son of a fireman, he honed his skills early by being an expert smart aleck and juvenile delinquent.

After driving his parents completely nuts and barely escaping high school (C’s get degrees, right?), he had two options: jail or the Navy—and somehow, the U.S. government let him in. 🤷‍♂️ He even volunteered for submarine service, because if you're gonna make bad life choices, make them 800 feet underwater. 🚢😂

Eventually stationed in Orlando, FL, Scott continued his streak of questionable decisions by getting married (twice!) and, even worse, choosing stand-up comedy as a career.

Now, he travels the country, performing at comedy clubs and resorts, sharing his painfully funny observations about life, love, and just generally bad ideas.

One thing’s for sure—you’ll leave saying: “Wow… I hope that guy is joking.” 🎤🤣

🚨 Don’t Miss This Night of Non-Stop Laughter! 🚨
📍 Where: A place with good drinks and bad decisions
📅 When: Before we regret it
🎟️ Tickets: Priceless… but also for sale

🎉 Grab your friends, bring your best laugh, and let’s make some terrible choices together! 😂🥂